A return (l8ly poasted)

I feel this blog has lost it's spark, it's purpose, it's chutzpah.

The purpose of this post is to reassess the purpose of this blog.

Last night I cut my finger.
It reminded me of the purpose of this blog,
but it also reminded me that I had health insurance.

In other words, this blog seems useless.

Still, seeing  blood slide out the slit in my fingertip stirred my habitual dread.

"Oh fuck, this is the end," I yelled to myself and the two men comfortably seated behind the door of the men's bathroom stalls. How they hogged the dirty bits of toilet paper - my only hope.  ONLY HOPE.

Then I realized that I had made a bow-tie out of gauze, because it was halloween, and anything goes, Rose.

see, look at the nice bow tie!

fingy = better
nose = swollen with staph and garlic

YIPPEDY YIPPEDY YIPPEDY YIP THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

some sketchies (2 NEW SKETCHES!)

sjoerdd.angelfire.com

Personal Business

Hi Dijk,

It is DD Dragon,

We would like to schedule an interview with you this week. We prefer to use Skype if that is okay with you. What time is conveinent for you? We prefer tommorow morning/afternoon or Friday morning/afternoon. Right now we are quite busy but would really like to meet you and answer any questions you may have.

About the visa, you can come to China on the tourist visit but it is best not to extend it. If you plan to work here long time it is best to apply for a work visa with company sponsorship after you arrive.

Thanks,
DD Dragon


Dear DD Dragon,

    Sorry that I only got to reading this letter now, I was away on
vacation for a short while.  In any case, I would very much enjoy to
interview for the position at your school. I will be available for an
interview on Tuesday morning, anywhere between 8:00 am - 4:00 am my
time (2:00 pm - 10:00 pm your time).  Please let me know what works
for you.  Thank you very much for your interest and time.

Sincerely,
Sjoerd Dijk

startled during a midday nightmare

a cumfessional

some scetchsz

as me sayed

plan b

    Today, at around 3:00 in the afternoon, I met with a comfortable and outgoing gentleman who interested himself in the roots of my names and intentions here in Germany.  I met him in his home.  As I walked in, I noticed my information already sitting on the living room table.  Everything was in its right place, and you didn't have to look around much to notice that.  You know some one is a good designer when you don't have to examine anything closely to feel their intentions.  The only thing that caught my eye was a book on Mao's China, and only because I had read "I CHING" written down its spine in bright yellow letters.
     He was charming.  He charmed me.  He had slicked back black hair, dyed it seemed.  He asked questions about my parents, about Austria, Holland, Korea.  Eventually I stopped answering and smiled. He looked down nervously to try and collect his thoughts before we got to business.  In the pause I had the chance to look at his couch, his kitchen, his flip flops and his fancy pajamas.  "I am sorry I look like this, I did not expect you so early," in German, of course.  "Don't worry, you look better than I do," I replied, smiled and he looked down at his crotch, which he had covered in papers and pamphlets.

     He sold me my health insurance.  My loins moaned deeply.


if this doesn't go as smoothly for you,
here is a recommendation:

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Therapy vs. Ingmar Bergman

update on the gold rush

UPDATE as of (10:02 am)

Interviewed.  The questions still stand.

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The Gold Rush / Myungho's Tele-Interview

7:29 - My 7:30 phone interview with an ESL Representative in Seoul.






No answer, so many questions.

The MESSAGE

The real purpose of this blog is to expose myself to the world while I come to terms with my fear of spontaneous combustion.




spontaneous combustion can happen anytime, to anybody who doesn't believe.


Why would I spontaneously combust, you ask?


The reasons are endless.


For example:


-You put on your sweatshirt, made in China.
-You forgot to say goodbye to your friend before you left the country.
-You didn't empty the bin.
-You thought about one particular vagina/penis too much
-You didn't say grace.
-You did say grace, to a false idol.
-You didn't pick the hair out of your tub.
-You don't have health insurance.
-You hate your boss enough.
-You work at amadeus hostel in berlin
-You think your boss is a tragic anti-villain.
-You want to die.
-You drink too much
-You go to church too much.
-You haven't called your grandma.
-You haven't called your grandpa.
-Your grandparents are dead.
-Your tv is on.
-Someone you used to know and never thought twice about is on that tv.
-You played flashlight tag once in 5th grade, and it was too much fun to understand the rules.
-You have a crush on someone, no two people, no four people, overseas.
-You think you can wake up tomorrow morning.
-You like looking in the mirror.
-You like emailing.


What happens?


You burst into flames. You die - but you don't damage anything else other than the chair you're sitting in.


Why is that the way to go?


Because no one will see it happen, and someone will reenact your death on the discovery channel, the way the imagined it to have happened.


Why not leave it up to a bacteria or cancer?


Personally?


Personally


Because you can't go to a doctor


What's the problem with doctors?


They know too much, I love them.


I LOVE DOCTORS!


Is it your dream in life to combust?


No, it is my dream in life to marry a doctor.


So then why this fascination with spontaneous combustion?


It is the last way out that the discovery channel (led by doctors DUH) can't solve. They can't even solve IT.


And IT could happen anytime?


IT could happen anytime you mock it.














Sincerely,
john waters


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The threat

Hi.  I am a n00b.  Nice to meet you.  I love taxes too, omg.  I hate the cats play, no i MEANT musical.  Don't walk away.  Don't....

hot chakra puss

that was my last chance.


The threat:

maggots in my man-mayonnaise.

see you at a bienniale!

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Suicide

This blog is also an open discussion on the topic of suicide, or latin for self cide, or sui murder.

To begin, we will look at a picture of a dead person

and what can kill you

Three weeks ago I was diagnosed with staph infection.
I wanted to live an ascetic life so I ate only rice, beans, and read Krishnamurti
Now I am looking for a reason why photo number two
doesn't have a right
to my body.

Hi god.